chandra161 ([info]chandra161) wrote in [info]projectrunway,
2005-02-10 19:41:00

Oh My

So I was procrasting tonight (like always) and I went over into my friend's dorm room. He was watching this C-grade lesbian pornographic film on his laptop. I didn't pay much attention until a certain flamboyant blonde came onto the screen and then I flipped out all over the place. So, without further ado, I repossessed his laptop and immediately did screencaps. Austin Scarlett in CARESS OF THE VAMPIRE 2: TEENAGE GHOUL GIRLS A GO-GO (Yes, the film was as bad as the title suggests). Best line in the film:

William Hellfire: Are you a little girl or a little boy?
Austin Scarlett: . . . I'm a little boy.




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[info]honeywest

February 11 2005, 00:50:15 UTC 7 years ago

So is this a porno? Does Austin get naked and do nasty things???

[info]chandra161

February 11 2005, 00:54:04 UTC 7 years ago

If only.

No. Although there is some neck-biting where Austin screams like a three-year-old girl. And he does display his midriff an awful lot (in that outrageously faux-punk outfit). But he was only about eighteen when he appeared in this film. So we can't expect too much.

[info]redhen

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[info]chandra161

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[info]midworldmisfit

February 11 2005, 00:53:36 UTC 7 years ago

Oh my gosh! ha! I just spent like..five minutes straight laughing.

[info]everlasting_

February 11 2005, 00:59:56 UTC 7 years ago

omg. that is hilarious

[info]kinkitola

February 11 2005, 01:01:12 UTC 7 years ago

holy shit. i cannot stop laughing!

[info]_jhe_

February 11 2005, 01:01:19 UTC 7 years ago

OMG, Austin honey why did you do that? :P

[info]banshee

February 11 2005, 01:06:30 UTC 7 years ago

Hahahaha! I'm glad he has a backup career if fashion doesn't pan out.
KIDDING! Oh, I love Austin.

[info]itsalie

February 11 2005, 01:08:39 UTC 7 years ago

Way to make my night!

[info]amasaglajax

February 11 2005, 01:18:33 UTC 7 years ago

OH. MY. GOD.

That is seventeen thousand different types of awesome randomness.

[info]rapunzelsxring

February 11 2005, 01:42:44 UTC 7 years ago

Who knew!?

Wow. That's amazing.
hahahahaha

[info]whynotsaylove

February 11 2005, 02:07:05 UTC 7 years ago

oh my god, those are wonderful! however i am slightly dissapointed in the lack of touchy boy love. was this a student film or a legitimate porno? or maybe both.

[info]chandra161

February 11 2005, 02:13:52 UTC 7 years ago

I was also disappointed in the lack of "touchy boy love." I expected Austin to at least make out with one of the other male cast members. Unfortunately, the closest we get is one section where Billy (the vampire) makes some suggestive comments about being his "companion" and then jumps on him. No kissing. No humping. Nothing.

Disappointing for sure. But the best part is the catfight. "Now listen here, BITCH . . ." Priceless.

It was a legitimate softcore porno made by some local NYC company.

[info]whynotsaylove

7 years ago

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[info]spiceonice

February 11 2005, 02:50:57 UTC 7 years ago

I was wondering about this film and what my darling looked like back in the day XD thanks for the link!

[info]twotrees

February 11 2005, 05:54:15 UTC 7 years ago

Seems like it was Austin. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0769196/

[info]spunkybrazilian

February 11 2005, 08:41:17 UTC 7 years ago

oh my god!!! thats awesome!!! heheheheh <3

[info]hallucinogenik

February 11 2005, 08:55:10 UTC 7 years ago

this is even funnier than the post about kevin wanting a mail-order bride. holy crap. i'm dying. LMFAO.

[info]avrilincandenza

February 11 2005, 15:08:36 UTC 7 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

man, i was having a day of suck, until this!

[info]sixed_heart

February 11 2005, 21:50:07 UTC 7 years ago

I laughed so hard I almost passed out. ):

He's the poster child for androgony ::Sigh::

[info]enchantress88

February 12 2005, 02:46:10 UTC 7 years ago

OMFG! Awesome.

[info]aprilbegins

February 13 2005, 00:36:32 UTC 7 years ago

Thanks so much for providing these. I just ordered the movie too, hehe.

[info]teenagexheart

February 14 2005, 05:53:55 UTC 7 years ago

AHHHHHAHAHAHA.

I am squealy with Austin love. <3<3<3

Anonymous

February 21 2005, 03:17:08 UTC 7 years ago

awww this is so endlessly adorable. I lurve austin even more.

augh! austin is awesome. and so skinny. *heart, heart*

[info]x_itsmylife_x

July 19 2006, 22:53:52 UTC 5 years ago

Aww. I love Austin. He's soo adorable and I want to have his babiies. Yes. I do. There. I said it. :D

Anonymous

July 20 2006, 04:22:00 UTC 5 years ago

My brain just went boom. : D

[info]gravy_the_tiger

July 20 2006, 04:29:46 UTC 5 years ago

Whoops, that was me, just not logged in. : P But there is still a mushroom cloud over my head.
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